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Quotes of the year 2009

The quotes of the decade are up – click here for part one and here for part two – but there were just so many gems this year, it seemed rude not to have a separate blog for 2009.

So here it is in all its glory – the sportsmen and women, managers and even the odd rock star, reminding us that even for long-suffering football fans like myself, sport can be fun.

As ever, please feel free to add any quotes we may have missed – or any from the Christmas period we could use next week. And a Happy New Year to you all.

SPORTSMEN AND WOMEN

“I lost sight of the official ball and stayed on the red one. I went for the red ball instinctively as it was the closest to me and the other went past me.”
Pepe Reina on THAT beach ball.
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“He almost caught it and ran into the net with it.”
Robbie Keane on the handball by Thierry Henry that cost Ireland a place in the World Cup.

“The ball hit my hand, I will be honest.”
Henry came clean – eventually.

“It’s hard in that situation to go down to 10 men.”
England women’s defender Lindsay Johnson after the sending off of Casey Stoney in their Euro 2009 defeat to Italy.

“I’m world champion, baby!”
Jenson Button celebrated his world title Austin Powers-style.

“He is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. I have watched Lord of the Rings and films with strange looking people, but for a human being to look like he does is pretty shocking.”
David Haye on 7ft opponent Nikolay Valuev.

“Not yet.”
F1 driver Adrian Sutil when asked if he knew who the attractive young woman standing next to him was while being interviewed after the Monza GP.

“I woke up yesterday morning, face down on my bed, still wearing my cricket whites and stinking of sweat and champagne. So I think it’s fair to say it was a lively night!”
Graeme Swann partied like it was 2005 after England’s Ashes triumph.

“Andrew Flintoff asked me when I came out to bat if I had hired a PR firm this week!”
Aussie skipper Ricky Ponting after receiving two standing ovations at the Oval, following boos earlier in the series.

“We can’t afford to laugh too much. If we don’t beat Sri Lanka we’ll have two weeks in Leicester – and that’s not good for anybody.”
Ponting after England’s humiliation by the Dutch in the World Twenty20.

“Golf balls don’t know how old you are.”
Former Open champion Paul Lawrie’s verdict on veteran Tom Watson’s amazing week at Turnberry.

“It’s true lots of people hate me but there are even more who love me. I feel bad only when I play badly. Fortunately that happens rarely.”
Cristiano Ronaldo – modest as ever.

“We needed some of these 1-0s, we weren’t winning the 1-0s before – we were either drawing or losing.”
Jermaine Jenas on Spurs’ habit of drawing games 1-0.

Ted Hankey: “I’ve stopped drinking, so I feel healthier, look healthier and I am healthier.”
Ray Stubbs: “So you’re not going to the bar now, then?”
Hankey: “No – I’m off outside for a cigarette.”
The BDO darts champion and his healthy lifestyle.
Ted HankeyTed Hankey – a picture of health
“I thought ‘How can I stop playing or give myself an excuse to stop playing?’ So I snapped my cue.”
Ronnie O’Sullivan found a novel way to stop playing snooker after complaining the game needed jazzing up like darts.“I will never forget my first game for England at the World Cup, It was against Turkey… no I mean Tunisia.”
David Seaman.

“I probably would have to apologise to her and hope she uses a driver next time rather than a three-iron.”
Jesper Parnevik, who introduced Tiger Woods to his wife, Elin Nordregen, reacted to press speculation surrounding the circumstances of the player’s accident.

“I can give you the telephone numbers of her room-mates in Berlin. They have already seen her naked in the showers and she has nothing to hide.”
Coach Michael Seme on South Africa’s News 24 website, following Caster Semenya’s controversial 800m final win.

“The days of me pounding the treadmill are over. As you can imagine, I was
gutted to hear that.”
Freddie Flintoff on the news that part of his recovery from knee surgery would include a less high-impact training regime.

“Jermaine is really generous – he bought me some Christian Louboutin shoes for Christmas which I love. But the best present he ever got is priceless – a tattoo of my face on his forearm.”
Jermaine Jenas’ fiancee revealed the price of true love.

“I have mostly been eating chicken wings. I only stick to things I can spell.”
Boo Weekley on his eating habits at The Open.

“If you hide behind cliches, we’ll be dead and buried by January.”
Falkirk defender Darren Barr brilliantly launched a ban on cliches. With a cliche.

“Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.”
Brian O’Driscoll when asked about his relationship with England coach
Martin Johnson.

MANAGERS’ SPECIALS

“You ask 100 people, 99 will say it’s very bad and the 100th will be Mark Hughes.”
Arsene Wenger after Hughes defended Emmanuel Adebayor’s stamp on Robin van Persie.

“The penalty decision was Old Traffordish.”
Words couldn’t describe how Wenger felt about a Man Utd spot-kick – so he made one up.

“It’s just the two of us. We’ll probably ride out in the sunset together.”
Sir Alex Ferguson on his relationship with Wenger.
Sir Alex Ferguson and Arsene Wenger Wenger and Fergie – a match made in heaven

“I love Blackpool. We’re very similar. We both look better in the dark.”
Blackpool boss Ian Holloway.
“We looked like a woman who’s got a big fur coat on and underneath she’s got no knickers.”
Micky Adams after his Port Vale team lost 3-1 to Notts County.

“If you go shopping at Sainsbury’s and ask for a fillet steak but can’t afford it, you have to find something else and we’ve ended up with a gristly old fatty lump of lard up front – but it tasted good.”
Manager Martin Allen on Cheltenham re-signing the meaty Julian Alsop.

“We are beginning to see signs of them gelling together.”
Celtic Ladies’ manager Robert Docherty – after they beat Kilmarnock 21-0.

“Modric played well. Keane, Defoe and Palacios played well – I don’t want to pick out individuals.”
Harry Redknapp….a bit too late.

“My missus could have scored that.”
Redknapp after Darren Bent’s glaring miss against Portsmouth.

“We have to wait for others to shake the apples from the tree, then try to make sure we are in a position to react quickly to the apples left on the ground.”
Stoke boss Tony Pulis on life at the bottom of the transfer-market food chain.

“We made an offer and it was turned down. We offered Stoke-on-Trent.”
Pulis on the ‘failed bid’ to land Kaka.

“His philosophy about football was not unique but it was different from everybody else.”
Former Chelsea fitness coach Ade Mafe on Jose Mourinho.

“Does it surprise you he opened his mouth? You go to a restaurant sometimes, you know why the fish is on the table? Because it opened its mouth.”
Avram Grant puts Jose Mourinho in his plaice.

“I think a few of the lads will be getting a haircut and getting the fake tan on!”
Ayr United manager Brian Reid after it was announced their Scottish Cup fourth-round replay with Kilmarnock would be televised.

“In the end we lost a bad third goal because of an individual error by the goalkeeper but I’m not going to point the finger of blame at anyone for that.”
Falkirk manager John Hughes after the defeat by Rangers in the CIS Cup.

“There is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain.”
Rafa Benitez revealed the perfect solution to Sir Alex Ferguson’s claims that the fixture list did not favour Manchester United.

“I’m going down the apples and pears, into the jam jar, down the frog and toad into the rub-da-dub-dub, and I’m going to have pig’s ear.”
West Ham boss Gianfranco Zola when asked on the club’s website if had learnt any Cockney phrases.
Pearly KingsZola’s number one fans

“If you don’t score at this level, unfortunately you aren’t going to get a win.”
Steve Bruce failed to explain at what level you can win without scoring.

“Andy Johnson was literally banjoed out of the game by a player who made no attempt to win the ball.”
A bad tackle in a Europa League game was not music to the ears of Fulham boss Roy Hodgson.

“As far as I am concerned there has been no contact with Tottenham – and I know that as I spoke to Harry Redknapp.”
Sam Allardyce regarding the rumoured transfer of Christopher Samba from Blackburn to Spurs.

“I haven’t seen a Madrid side this bad since I managed them!”
John Toshack on the Liverpool-Real Madrid Champions League match.

COMMENTATORS’ CORNER

“Gatt’s finished his lunch – in fact he probably finished everyone’s lunch!”
David Lloyd after spotting Mike Gatting at Lord’s.

“Look at the height of that Hearts wall. You’d need planning permission for that back home!”
BBC co-commentator John Robertson during Dinamo Zagreb-Hearts as a free-kick was about to be taken.

Jeff Stelling: “John, I can’t believe there are people leaving the stadium with the game like this…”
John Salako: “The game has finished, Jeff.”
Banter on Sky’s Soccer Saturday after the MK Dons-Huddersfield game, which Huddersfield won 3-2.

”1137: 22-2… Ponting masticating maniacally at second slip. He doesn’t chew gum, he teaches it a lesson.”
Ben Dirs on BBC live text during the fourth Ashes Test.

“Cold, very cold, links golf. Ken Brown used to soak his balls in warm water for half an hour before playing. That did the trick.”
Mark James at The Open.

“The leaders have now got an enormous lead and the peloton, frankly, can’t be arsed to catch them up.”
Eurosport commentator talking to Sean Kelly on the first Monday of the Tour de France.

“This is now officially the longest set in a final in history, and don’t forget we’ve been going since 1877.”
From the men’s Wimbledon final – which apparently lasted 132 years.

“Federer is human, but for how long?”
Wimbledon commentary.

“He was a lion of a man. Make that three lions.”
Gary Lineker’s tribute to Bobby Robson at the former England manager’s memorial service.
Sir Bobby RobsonSir Bobby – a lion amongst men

“I played with Gary at Newcastle. We called him ‘pilot light’ as he never went out.”
Chris Waddle talking about Gary Megson on Dubai TV.

“Both players will have regrets, John Higgins won’t though.”
John Virgo after snooker’s UK Championship match between John Higgins and Neil Robertson.

Presenter: “So, how tough was it out there today?”
Ross Fisher: “In a word, pretty terrible.”
US Open golf coverage.

“He’ll be on the radio for fresh underpants.”
Martin Brundle after Lewis Hamilton nearly spun off during British GP qualifying.

“Shearer has already reached mythical status among Newcastle fans.”
ITV’s Matt Smith, after Newcastle’s victory over Middlesbrough.

“Zaki’s still away with the Pharaohs…”
5 live summariser Stuart Hall describing Wigan’s line-up before their match with Arsenal – striker Amr Zaki was in Egypt.

“It must be the first time Ronaldo has been marked by an anagram.”
Clive Tyldsley commentating during Man Utd v Porto – as Rolando marked Ronaldo at a corner.

“Taylor wouldn’t give you the dripping off his bacon sandwich.”
The legendary Sid Waddell on darts supremo Phil Taylor.

“The full name of this team is Liga Deportiva Universitaria De Quito – a slap in the face for the man who starts the chant ‘Give me an L’. “
Dave Woods during the World Club Cup final.

“The cars are separated by eight metres, which is the average size of a Formula 1 ego.”
Martin Brundle on the starting grid at the Monaco Grand Prix.

“There’s no better feeling than getting a century break… and getting one at the Crucible is even better.”
Willie Thorne at the World Snooker Championships.

CELEBRITY FAN

“I don’t like John Terry and I never have. He’s got funny eyes and he’s a cry baby. He’s also a Cockney.”
Man City fan Noel Gallagher on why he didn’t want John Terry at Eastlands.

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York City need Cup cash more than giantkilling glory

As a teenage York City fan in January 1985, Jason McGill leapt over the crowd barriers at Bootham Crescent and ran on to the pitch to celebrate Keith Houchen’s famous last-gasp penalty that gave the Minstermen victory over Arsenal in one of the biggest FA Cup shocks of all time.

Twenty-five years on, the Cup is again giving McGill – who has been on York’s board since 2003 and became chairman in 2006 – something to get excited about, albeit for slightly different reasons, as his club prepare for this weekend’s third-round trip to Premier League side Stoke City.

Under ambitious young manager Martin Foyle, York are flying on the pitch and lie in third place in the Blue Square Premier after a run of 10 wins in 11 games, a run that suggests they could trouble a Stoke side that are without a victory since 22 November and have not scored in five of their last six matches.

But, although stewards at the Britannia Stadium should be warned that McGill would jump at the chance of watching York cause another Cup upset, he will be looking at the bigger picture when he takes his seat in Staffordshire on Saturday.

Securing the club’s future as a self-sustaining business, seeing it return to the Football League and sealing a move to a new ground all take precedence over a one-off success. That is why, despite York’s rich giant-killing heritage, being drawn away to a top-flight team was preferable to a home tie against opponents who might be more beatable.

“It’s quite difficult to weigh it up,” McGill told me. “I’ve been a York supporter all my life so you do do look at the romance of the Cup but the other side of it is that we have to balance the books.

“In my opinion the FA Cup is the best football competition in the world and it would have been a lovely story had we got a home draw but we have to be realistic and look at the financial rewards we can glean from a match against a team like Stoke.”

martinfoyle595.jpgManager Martin Foyle has led York to 10 wins in their last 11 games

It is an outlook which is understandable given that, seven years ago, York almost went out of business altogether and that McGill, who runs a packaging company in Malton, still faces a yearly battle to keep the club’s head above water.

That fight is very much hands on too, with him turning up at 8.00am on Boxing Day morning to spend around an hour-and-a-half helping around 100 supporters (and referee Robert Madley) clear snow off York’s pitch to ensure that afternoon’s game against Mansfield went ahead – something I can’t see many of his counterparts in the Premier League ever contemplating.

“That was just wonderful for me,” McGill said. “It was very emotional to see all the supporters and even the ref chipping in. We were all out working together and there was a fantastic spirit. It was worthwhile too because we won 3-0 in front of a crowd of 4,600, and got three points and the gate receipts.”

Hard work has been a constant theme of McGill’s time on the Minstermen’s board, along with his fellow Trust members, since they first got involved to try to safeguard the club they love at the end of 2001. In a turbulent 16-month spell, City’s future was threatened twice; first by former chairman Douglas Craig – who formed a holding company to separate ownership of the club from that of Bootham Crescent then moved to close the club down – and then by touring card driver and team owner John Batchelor who promised investment and co-ownership with the Trust when he took over but instead only introduced a series of increasingly bizarre ideas, such as renaming the club and changing its badge and playing strip.

As McGill says, York were “half an hour away from oblivion” when the Trust stepped in again to take the club out of administration in March 2003, but he is the first to admit that things initially continued on a downward spiral when he and his fellow fans initially took control. York were relegated into what is now the Blue Square Premier in 2004, meaning they were not only still without a ground of their own but also out of the Football League for the first time in 75 years.

Fortunately, those dark days now seem a long time ago, even if the team’s on-field achievements have only recently started to match the club’s progress off it and the club’s home remains a controversial topic, if you pardon the chocolate pun.

I’m guessing you probably already know about McGill selling the naming rights for Bootham Crescent to local confectionary giant Nestle in 2005, which saw it gain its current moniker of KitKat Crescent, but you might not be aware that the £100,000 the club received as part of that deal allowed them to buy back the ground from Craig’s holding company for £2.1m at a crucial moment.

boothamcrescent595.jpgKitKat Crescent will officially be known as Bootham Crescent again in 2010

KitKat Crescent will revert to being called Bootham Crescent at the end of January when the Nestle deal ends, but the good news for York is that they are likely to be moving on soon in any case, and this time for the right reasons. They have been working with the City of York Council to find a site for a new stadium that they will share with Rugby League side York City Knights. McGill tells me three potential locations are to be unveiled at the start of 2010, with the decision on which one will be chosen set for April.

There are rumbles of discontent from York fans about the time it is taking for the stadium plans to be laid, let alone for the new ground to be built, but McGill, who took 75% of ownership of the club from the Trust in 2006, is confident that things will move quickly in the next few months and that this is the right road to take.

“The new stadium will be the catalyst for the club’s future,” McGill explained. “Hopefully it will bring with it new commercial opportunities. At the moment we are in a ground with high maintenance costs that was built in the 1930s when there was no idea about a need for hospitality. Famously, our executive boxes face the car park, not the pitch and we have only got three of them. That obviously limits what we can do commercially.

“The income we generate at the new stadium will not just be from every other Saturday and the odd midweek night, it will happen seven days a week and that money can be put into York’s professional clubs – us and the Knights. That is the way ahead for the whole city.”

The involvement of the local community is clearly important to McGill, who was born and bred in the area. He has stepped up links with schools in recent months and hopes to do the same with businesses but fears they have been put off from associating with the club because of the controversy of previous regimes.

There is still clearly much work to do to complete York’s revival but the signs are they are heading in the right direction. As well as the team’s resurgent form under Foyle, the club posted a profit this year for the first time since 2004, thanks to their run to last season’s FA Trophy and the sale of midfielder Martyn Woolford to Scunthorpe in the summer.

But without that twin windfall, York’s annual accounts would have been closer to those of 2008 when they made a loss of more than £400,000 – further highlighting the importance of their trip to Stoke.

More than 4,000 York fans will travel to the tie, with the Minstermen set to receive 50% of all gate receipts after costs, and McGill estimates it will bring around £75,000 into the club’s coffers. That will not be enough to immediately put them in the black again for the start of 2010, but it should allow Foyle to bolster his squad for the second-half of the season.

“It’s not mega-money but for a club like us it does make a significant difference. It all goes into the squad and will help Martin improve the team to take us to the next stage. I never want to say the ‘P’ word because I don’t want to tempt fate but that is our aim, to get promoted back to the Football League.”

From speaking to McGill it is clear he realises there is no quick fix to turning round more than a decade of decline, and York are undoubtedly better off having a realist in charge following the false promises given by past owners. Still, will the usually pragmatic McGill allow himself to dream of another shock result at Stoke to go with the win over the Gunners he witnessed a quarter of a century ago?

“All we can ask of the players is that they give 100%,” he said. “If they do that, you never know in the FA Cup. It’s one of those competitions where shocks abound – we will be giving it a really good go.”

What can United take from the Hull game?


It’s not even 1pm and I’m just about to head off to Old Trafford for tonight’s game against Wigan…ahh the joys of being a London red.

But before I set of for the marvellous 5 hour journey through the snowy midlands, I thought I’d try and highlight a few pointers of how we can, and inevitably should, improve from the Hull game a couple of days ago.

Midfield pairing.

Ferguson opted for Fletcher and Carrick on Sunday, which was obviously refreshing after seeing those two stuck annoyingly in defence for the 4 games previous (including away to Wolfsburg in the Champions League); however with Anderson presumably fully fit, why was he overlooked as a partner to Fletcher?

Carrick’s main strength is his passing, of which is generally impeccable, however I feel Fletcher can also adequately pass the ball, thus allowing Anderson’s pace and resolute, mildly aggressive spirit – traits not entirely shared by Carrick – to develop and strengthen us in the centre.

Berbatov.

The problem with Berbatov is that he doesn’t do an awful lot. Ever. Yet conveniently, he’ll rely on one of two things: either the odd flash of brilliance that will eradicate any suggestion of him having a useless game, or his team-mates. If neither works however, as was so nearly evident the other night, then he drifts along as casually as the minutes do and has a, shall we say, rather modest on-field display.

Simply therefore, he needs to pull his finger out and finally start acting like the player we need him to be; someone who is constantly in the game, constantly in the thick of the action (even if this just means being in a goalscoring position, which in his credit he did well for his goal on Sunday) and above all complement Rooney’s ambition and energy.

Restriction and over-reliance of the ‘wing system’.

Valencia had a surprisingly low-key day, as did Evra and Giggs on the opposite flanks. And so, as watching these important players fail to perform to their high standards, the team also suffered. It is therefore hardly a profound statement when I suggest that the productivity and effectiveness of the wide-men in the 4-4-2 is essential for it to function, however due to this often limited attacking style of play, opposition defenders – namely the opposing wingers and full-backs – can counter this well and prevent it from occurring.

So this is where the strength of the entire midfield comes in. As good as Carrick’s passing is – although some may argue it has been at times questionable this season – we need added strength and dimension in the centre thus allowing us to attack using alternative routes. Rooney and Berbatov do their jobs well, as they are both equally capable of finding and making space, so the central midfielder’s need to provide them with options that extend beyond the typical and dangerously conventional ‘get the ball out wide and find the man in the box’ that the formation tends to lack deviation away from.

Ok, I think that’ll do. Time for me to head off for my first match of the festive period.

To be honest, as long as our passing and posession is sharper and nowhere near as carless as it was on Sunday, we should be absolutely fine. But more than anything, more than a convincing display; we need the 3 points that will close the gap at the top back down to 2 and keep us well within range. Let’s hope we can do it with minimal fuss and of course, avoiding sloppy, clumsy mistakes.

What can United take from the Hull game?” was originally published at Soccerlens.com – Football News.



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